No food in class. - Fucking hypocrites.

Who the fuck came up with the "no food in class" rule? I've been going to school for over a decade, and never have I once observed a single student get sidetracked by food. Sure, they snack a bit, drink a little water or whatever, then get back to work, but get distracted? No. Fuck you Octorara, teachers eat full-blown meals while we sit there and do NOTHING, yet we can't eat a chip or two and drink a undersized iced tea we got from your own fucking lunch room? Fuck you.

In the handbook, it states:

"Students are not permitted to remove food or drink from the cafeteria. Food and drink are not permissible, regardless of its origin, in study halls, the library, the classroom, or elsewhere in the building."

 So does it give a reason for this oh so important rule? Hell no, of course it doesn't. Who cares WHY we can't eat food, anyway? We just can't; probably because "they told us so" or some such shit. (Hopefully your sarcasm detector has alerted you..."

Teachers always try to come up with a logical reason for this, yet, they never consider the possibility that the administrators just wanted to fuck with us. What other logical explanation could their be?

"If  you spill stuff on the ground, it will get sticky/bugs will get in." - How about, no. There's already bugs everywhere and that doesn't explain why we can't drink water.

"It's a distraction." - No, it fucking isn't.

How about: "The admins went on a power trip and decided food was bad."
Sounds about right to me. 

This rule is retarded, and used to express power over us. Fuck them. I should be able to eat whenever the fuck I want, whatever the fuck I want. Who the fuck do they think they are? I'm a goddamn citizen, not a goddamn inmate. Fuck off.