Attention octorara staff: You are NOT the police.

Octorara is ruled by a bunch of over-restrictive douche bags who have power issues. Weather it be the school board, the superintendent, the principal, the VP, the teachers or whoever the fuck else makes these dumb ass rules, they've got fucking issues. I'm pretty sure you're all thinking of your "favorite" administrator walking around in the halls acting like he's tough shit. It's pretty obvious that the admins think their shit smells better than ours, so it's no wonder these fuckers impose ridiculous, and worse yet, useless rules on us.

Us writers over here at "Fuck Octorara" don't have anything against the admins personally, it's just their rules and the way they enforce them that we have an issue with, so don't get the wrong idea. But come the fuck on? Calling people down to the office for shit like having a phone out, or making people go home for having ripped pants? DOES THAT NOT SCREAM POWER TRIP? This entire school rules business is fucking totalitarian. And, while the teachers aren't the ones who make the rules, they are still assholes for enforcing annoying ass shit like this.

Oh, and as a continuation of yesterday's post, check out the fucking document we have to sign in order to drive to a place MOST OF US DON'T WANT TO BE AT.


Here's some of my favorite parts of the document:

1. Students must present both their current license and proof of insurance when submitting this application.
2. Students must abide by the speed limit of (10) miles per hour.
3. Students are not permitted to drive their vehicles from school grounds unless they have signed out OR it is 2:41p.m.
4. In order to transport other students, a note must be obtained from each student's parents granting permission (driver's parents and passenger's parents: seep.2)
5. Direction of travel and time of departure is restricted in order to provide for safe dismissal of school buses and student drivers. Students MAY NOT leave the parking lot between 2:20 and 2:41 p.m. 
6. Students receiving two or more ISS and/or OSS suspensions for any infractions will have their parking/driving privileges suspended for the remainder of the semeseter or school year (at the administrators discretion.) 
7. If another vehicle is used for a temporary period of time, the student must notify Mr. Blantz. A parent note is necessary to verify the change. A temporary red hang tag will be issued.
8. Students may not go into the parking lot during school hours unless they have permission and a pass from the office.
9. Students do NOT have permission to leave school property during the school day unless a parent submits a note stating the reason and time for the early dismissal. Excused absences will be decided by the principal or designee. 
10. 8 or more unexcused lates to school (no doctor's note: parents notes do not count as excused) per semester will result in a loss of driving/riding privileges for one month.
11. Please note that according to school board policy #226 (revised 8/20/2010), all vehicles may be searched without permission of the student or parent. 

Yeah, no, that doesn't infringe on our rights or anything. I won't be signing away my privacy, my ability to move freely, my ability to drive to school if the office doesn't want me to, or any number of other things. FUCK THIS SHIT. It's totalitarian and apparently, the school think it's above the constitution and court precedents that have secured freedom in this country.

OH, and EVERYONE SET CAR ALARMS. If those fuckers want to search our cars, they can deal with tons of car alarms going off.